Why Doesn’t the World Revolve Around Me? 👑
a very important question, actually.
One thing I decided I want to do for all of my members — yes, even my free members 💕 — is start posting more little microblogs.
Don’t worry…. the good stuff will be here soon. I’m just trying to grow my members list a little more. ♥
Less polished “official blog post,” more tiny entries from inside my actual brain. Basically… my public-but-not-too-public diary. 💌
So anyway:
WHYYYY doesn’t the world revolve around me?! 😭👑
I have been so cranky these past few days and honestly have not wanted to be bothered by anyone. Like… please admire me quietly from a respectful distance. 😂
Yesterday, I finally smiled a little because I received the cutest Harley Quinn enclosure for the Egyptian Pink Velvet Spider I ordered. 🖤💗
And then I got mad all over again because Quinzel doesn’t arrive until Tuesday.
Excuse me??? I have the mansion. I have the decor. I am emotionally prepared. Where is my spider? 🕷️💋
At least my adorable new vintage diary came, which temporarily improved my attitude because apparently pretty stationery can, in fact, buy happiness. 🎀📖
I was also ridiculously excited because I finally found a legit overseas seller to buy Black Beauty stick insect eggs from. 🖤✨
…until I remembered:
1. They’re being shipped by regular postage, so they will probably take approximately seven hundred years to get here.
2. Black Beauty eggs can take 3–6 MONTHS to hatch.
Three to six months?!
I do not have the personality for this level of patience. 😭
And somehow, while I have been casually collecting tiny creatures like I’m building the world’s most glamorous little ark, I realized that right now, inside my house, I am up to 16 enclosures.
FIFTEEN are occupied.
The only empty one is Quinzel’s, sitting there looking adorable and waiting for its tiny velvet-spider princess to arrive. 👑🕷️
And I’m already thinking ahead because I cannot wait for winter since I still really, really want my two blonde emus. 🤍🪶
Which brings me to my next problem:
I need more money.
I have entirely too many mouths to feed. 😂💸
Tiny mouths. Fuzzy mouths. Bug mouths. Spider mouths. Eventually giant blonde dinosaur-bird mouths.
But somehow I regret absolutely nothing. 💗
xoxo,
Lyssa Honey 👑
